What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 09:58

They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
NASA to silence Voyager's social media accounts - theregister.com
So they tried
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Why do a bra and panties have to match?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
No way
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
What are 50 random facts about yourself?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...